A group of 8 can eat a mound of curly fries in under 10 minutes (easy).
Some people are unbelievably poor dressers.
Army vehicles are VERY cool.
Flame swallowing should NOT be tried at home, kids.
Newborn cows take a few tries before they can stand on their 4 legs.
Horses are LOUD.
Horse racing charioteers are entertaining.
You can win prizes for vegetable art.
Dad will spring for a ride at the fair, even if mom doesn't really like the rides.
The shuttle takes under 5 minutes in travel time on the way TO the gate, and about 25 minutes to the car FROM the gate.
You can still eat your ice cream after it falls on the ground, after you scrape off the dirt & debris.
Alkaline water cures cancer.
Dogs go home on Wednesday, cats come on Thursday.
The fair is more fun with friends!