Peter addresses Christmas card envelopes.
Some of you may have chestnuts roasting on open fire;
we have a fart candle burning while we address Christmas cards.
So, if your Christmas card seems to have a funky odor... perhaps there's a connection to this ridiculous gift Joseph brought home from the Boy Scout gift exchange last night.
Everybody knows a fart candle and some naughtiness,
Help to make a season prank.
Our Boy Scouts with their eyes all aglow,
Will find new ways to share this rank.